only my child...

Let me give a shout out to my Addycat... woot woot on reading 520 books and getting 2nd place.  The girl that beat her is goin down next year.  What did she get you ask?  A certificate... a book... a medal... & a stuffed animal.  Which was a hornet.  We are driving home and she tells me that she named her hornet.  Didn't blink an eye.  Usually she busts out with Elizabeth or Rose and every now and then a Taylor or Miley.  NOPE, she says "Horny".  I am 100% positive that she is not thinking what I am.  I got this!  We will not take this out in public.  I can hear it now... Mom, did you get...  see what I mean.  Let her keep the name and this will pass.  She will forget and soon call it anything else but horny.  I am folding laundry and here she comes in panic mode... Mom, I can't find horny.  Do you know where horny is?  I immediatly tell her to call him by his middle name.  She tells me that he doesn't have one.  I give her the serious look and that means find one.  Now a part of me wanted to suggest toad as the middle name.  I didn't do it.  A few more came to mind but the parent in me shut me up.  I am pretty sure whatever the middle name is it won't sound good. 

Only my child... wouldn't trade a second of it.  I have decided to run with it and Horny is allowed to travel with us.  This should make for interesting conversations and lots of stares... LOVE IT!!!