my randomness....

Well it's been a while... pretty much 9 months. Yep, had a baybay since then. Welcome to this cRaZY world Cade Eston!

Honestly I don't remember the last 9 months. It's like a mans selective hearing... a woman can have selective memory. All I can say is walk a mile in my shoes, see what I see, hear what I hear, feel what I feel, THEN maybe you'll understand why I do what I do, 'till then don't judge me!

Things I have learned on maternity leave...

The Kardashians will cure postpartum depression. They are a TRAIN WRECK family. Seriously! I am Team Scott all the way!

Steven Tyler makes American Idol. My new qoute... Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. I still think Simon is SEXY! His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Yep, I went there.

My couch has a butt print on it.

Frankie just got his finger chopped on "the next great baker" and I just threw up in my mouth. Can't stomach that right now. *insert gag here*

Okay on a serious note...

I love my Caderbug & Addycat! I also love that he is a good baby. Totally opposite of Addysyn. She is my spit fire and my mini me. Wouldn't expect anything less! My eyes aren't crossed and my head isn't beating itself against the wall like it was 8 years ago. Yay for me! He is just like a man... he eats, sleeps & well you know what comes next?! I call him my miracle baby. Everything happens for a reason...

You all know Blake Shelton is my man, however, Brad Paisley said it best...
I remember sayin' I don't care either way
Just as long as he or she is healthy, I'm okay
And then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
And said, "You see that thing right there? Well, you know what that means"

I started wondering who he was going to be
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me

I do hope he is just like me and that he understands why I did what I did. It's one of those life decisions that you listen to your heart. I know because of him and Ad my heart goes beat beat!!!

Oh, one more thing. I have time to pluck my eyebrows. As far as shaving my legs... Not even sure I rinse conditioner out. No worries, I have now mastered it. It's called putting Cade in the bathroom while I shower.

Mommy of the year award goes to ME!!!