So, what the crap to do to get this baby weight off?! I ate one to many spanish fries. Oh, and dipping them in ranch didn't help. Thanks lunch partners!
I told someone the other day that I wish it would shrivel up like beef jerky. Probably not the best example. I did ask for a complimentary tummy tuck. I guess under all that pressure Dr. Sterling forgot. He is some good eye candy though. Wonder if I can make a monthly appointment just to say hi and see if he will... I don't know, drop a chart and pick it up. That made me giggle. To each our own.
I ran 6 miles on the treadmill and thought my insides were going to fall out. Which brings me to my thoughts. You know they take your guts and put them on a tray and then so kindly shove them back in. Yep, shove. I could feel everything just no pain. CRAZY to experience that. So if I have pains and have to go to hospital are all my parts where they should be? Should I just carry a note or make a bracelet saying that my parts are all mixed up? Who knows!
I sure do wish we still had our kickboxing class. That was so not funny. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I bet people driving got an eye full! Maybe if I just sit here and laugh at what we looked like I will get a 6pack.
Fine... I will get my rear in gear and run on the treadmill while starring at the wall. Or... I can lay down until the feeling passes. Maybe it will just shift to other parts. My butt is kinda flat and needs some cushion.
At least I thought about it! Now what's for dinner???
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