normal or average

It is so quiet in the house.  I could hear a gnat fart right now.  It is 10 pm and most normal people are in bed.  I am not normal, I am average.  I used to have to have every thing perfect... I ironed my underware.  I used to be early... now on time is when I get there.  Get it now?  What happened to that person I ask?  I don't know where she went, but if she saw me today she would be pissed.  I will stop talking in 3rd person.  I hate that.  Makes me want to baby shake people when they do that. 
I love my messy crazy life.  I am here to tell you to STOP.  Stop being that person that doesn't live life.  That person that when something is out of place their butt puckers.  In the words of P!NK... Pretty, pretty please,  don't you ever, ever feel, like your less than, less than perfect.  I could be doing laundry or dishes right now.  NOPE, I am writing a blog.  We all need to enjoy life more.  Life is kinda like hair.  hmmmmmmmm  yep, if we try so hard to have perfect hair then we are spending to much time trying to please others. You don't see your hair.  Unless you are vain and stare at yourself all day.  If people don't like you for your hair then poop on them.  I personally like messy hair.  Gives people character.  I could care less about my hair.  I like it when people ask if I knew I had that big bump in my hair.  Yes, I tell them Ad fixed it, it's only fair.  I do hers, she does mine. 
Be average!  Bet your family will think you are normal.  A friend of mine dedicated a song to me and my favorite part said ~ welcome to my silly life.  Just try it... 1 day.  Bet you will never go back to the butt pucker you once was...