dang you bacon cupcakes!

It is 4:30am & I can't sleep! Why? One reason may be that Ad somehow ended up in my bed and her feet are planted in my rib cage. The other is that class I signed up for... Kickboxing! I just want you to know that not only my muscles hurt but my organs do too. Seriously, I can barely move. I am probably going to share way to much but my brain hurts to think so I am going to let my fingers do the talking...

The class was on Friday and you hear that the 2nd day is the worst. CORRECT! I can barely breathe in & out without bending over in pain. As a mom you barely get to take a break to go to the restroom & when you do it's 12hrs after you initially had to go! I don't want to go to the bathroom at all!!! When I feel like I have to pee, I cry! {this is probably why I am single, I have NO filter}. It takes me 10 minutes to figure out a strategy of sitting down. Like right now, I want to roll over and my first thought is "oh, heck no! Is it worth the pain? You are already numb on this side, why bother" & so I only have feeling on one side at the moment. I need one of those necklaces to push... I am hurting and can't do a dang thing! Help!!!

BENGAY, when I say that word I immediatly think of my NANA. You would walk in her house and your eyes would water from the bengay fumes. Maybe that is what is wrong with me! My brother & I would play in that stuff. Hey, if you can't beat em, join em! At least I didn't make him eat it! I hear I was mean to him and made him do stupid things!?!? Oh, there was this one time... I threw a snapping turtle in the pool and made him dive down and get it! What? He wanted to play! My dad beat my rear but it was worth it... That turtle had a death grip on his finger!!! I was laughing so hard my dad thought I was crying from the spanking! Good Times!!!

Back to my aches & pains... At least I know I did something to tell my body who is in charge! ME!!! I hope by the next class I can move & won't tear up when I think about lifting a finger. Yes, I said finger, so imagine the tears of thinking about going pee! A full BOO WHO!
• ad is counting in her sleep at the moment 17, 18, 19...•

My fingers are going numb!

NO PAIN, NO GAIN... Dang you bacon cupcakes!



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