Shaving of the legs!

First of all if you shave your legs every day then you have way to much time on your hands.  Now that I think about it... it makes you appreciate it more if you wait a few days.  Remember, I am single.  Ad doesn't know the difference yet.  To her hair is normal on the legs.  NO, I don't have hairy legs just prickly ones.  I heard when you sneeze it makes your leg hair grow?!  I have SUCKER written on my face so I believe that statement.  Someone obviously thought real hard to come up with that crap, so why not stroke their ego and believe it.  My excuse for not shaving: I have long legs and little time.  The time thing is my fault.  On time is when I get there.  That is a fault on mine that I am working on.  Honestly, if I shaved my legs every day then imagine how late I would be.  I got myself a new fancy razor for Christmas and I absolutly love it.  It's one of those that is for a mans face.  I am in love.  I will add that to my list of loves... 1st: Arby's sweet tea, 2nd: my manly razor.  When I say "loves" I mean "must haves"

I am sitting here admiring my silky shiny smooth legs!  I had the prickly legs at kickboxing the other night.  Swimmers and runners shave their legs.  I obviously was at a disadvantage on Friday by not shaving before class.  I now will shave before I go.  Heck, I may shave in the parking lot.  I mean what if I sneezed 20 times on the way there?  My leg hairs would be a mile long.  Watch out for these legs ladies.  They will be moving way faster then the first night.  As a matter of fact you are gonna be like "wow, she has improved.  Wonder what got to her?"  Hello, razor!  hmmmm, should I shave my arms?  That makes me giggle.  No, I will not shave my arms, but a part of me wonders if I would punch faster.  I will just take their word on that.  When I say arms I mean arms and not the pits.  My pits are good. We won't go there.

You should try shaving every other day.  Hey, maybe every other third day.  I mean it is winter!   When summer comes we will have the every day talk but until then don't make yourself late by having to shave your legs every morning.  I am just praying I don't sneeze for the next 24 hours!  Not like I am going to lift my pant leg tomorrow at work and ask people to feel my leg.  Pretty sure I would have to take the sexual harassment class again.  You say skirt? No thanks, do I look stupid?  I said SUCKER not STUPID!!!  So, if you are late you can use the excuse you were shaving your legs.  I am sure your boss will understand.  Good conversation topic...